Al`z A-b-cee`z Lyrics

Al`z A-b-cee`z lyrics

[Alan]
A-B-C-D-E
(Wait, Alan,
may I interest you in coming over to the
Giggenbush wit me?)
No no no, dis is my spot
Don't try and steal my
spot
A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
A
is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
B B B
B is for your
belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
C is for the
cantankerous condition of your character
You have no cutout
D is for the
downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
Despite your degradations,
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E - E
is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself - fuck
you!
G - Get out my house
H - Homer
I - Idiot
J - Jackoff
King,
King K
Alan King of MY castle
L is for the locquacious letter I'm about
to lacerate your fatass wit
M - my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad?
The question is no
N - N is for New York City
O - oh O, oh no
You mean
O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression
P - the plague that plagued our family
name bitch!
Q - quote
Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your
intelligence quotient?
Unquote
R R, R - you mean R R, are you
ready?
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
rough, rest
{*snores*} resume
S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER
T T T - you wan
tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!
U - you will never understand
V -
vamoose, you vicious vermin
W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me
wept
X, X - X amount of times I tell you
you could have gone to Xavier to
study the xylophone
Y? I don't know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like
Zenith
Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's