30 Foot Fall Fuck Ya`ll We`re From Texas Lyrics

Fuck Ya`ll We`re From Texas Lyrics





Humidity doesn't bother me 

Neither does the pouring rain 

Cause 5 minutes later it's better or worse 

But it never stays the same 



It's hot and it's dusty 

My armpits are musty 

and my cowboy hat is soaked 

A man on a three wheeled bike 

sets me up with a 50 cent snow cone 



At a quarter to two eatin' Mexican food 

Free chips and beans and rice 

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY TEXAS 

And everything will be alright 



We've got Willie Nelson 

And Serial Killers 

And King Of The Hill 

And the moonshine distillers 

And Texas is the only place to have killed 

The president in his car 

Heavy laws for petty crimes 

Paying off probation fees 

A system designed to fuck you up 

That's why our prisons are our 

fastest growing indusrty (fuck the system) 



In 1980 John Travolta 

Filmed Urban Cowboy here 

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places 

And drinking Gilley's beer 



In the basement of the Alamo 

We've got Pee Wee Hermans Bike 



FUCK YA'LL WE'RE FROM TEXAS 

Where the stars are big and bright 

All night 

Yee-Haw