2gether U Me Us Lyrics

U  Me  Us Lyrics

I'm losing my hair 

 And my vision is shady 

 Last night I dreamt 

 Of an overweight lady 

 But I need a young thing 

 To keep up with my pace 

 To hold me in her arms 

 And take me straight to second base 

  

 I know my calculus, 

 It says you plus me equals us 

 I know my calculus, 

 It says you plus meequals us 

 Calculus.... 

  

 (Rap) 

 Your algebra and trigonometry 

 Could never equal up 

 To what you do to me 

 So lets integrate differenciate 

 If you were in my class 

 There ain't no way I could pass 

 I hate english, gym 

 And not to mention, I can't even afford to pay my attention 

 If phylosophy should ever come between us 

 But we'll always have our calculus 

  

 Chorus: 

 I know my calculus 

 it says you + me = us 

 I know my calculus 

 it says you + me = us 

 Calculus 

  

 You say 

 Calculus 

 Oh baby 

 oh lord! 

 Oh us 

 I say you + me = us oh... 

  

 Yeah I've never been good at history 

 And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee 

 When it comes to co signs I know a thing or two 

 And I kicked ass on the test about me and you 

  

 Chorus 

  

 You plus sign me equal sign us 

 You plus sign me equal sign us 

  

 (speaking) 

 Girl, no subject comes close to you 

 2gether sing it! 

  

 I know my calculus 

 Chorus