U And Me=us (calculus) Lyrics

U And Me=us (calculus) lyrics

I'm losing my hair

 And my vision is shady

 Last night I dreamt

 Of an overweight lady

 But I need a young thing

 To keep up with my pace

 To hold me in her arms

 And take me straight to second base

 

 I know my calculus,

 It says you plus me equals us

 I know my calculus,

 It says you plus meequals us

 Calculus....

 

 (Rap)

 Your algebra and trigonometry

 Could never equal up

 To what you do to me

 So lets integrate differenciate

 If you were in my class

 There ain't no way I could pass

 I hate english, gym

 And not to mention, I can't even afford to pay my attention

 If phylosophy should ever come between us

 But we'll always have our calculus

 

 Chorus:

 I know my calculus

 it says you + me = us

 I know my calculus

 it says you + me = us

 Calculus

 

 You say

 Calculus

 Oh baby

 oh lord!

 Oh us

 I say you + me = us oh...

 

 Yeah I've never been good at history

 And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee

 When it comes to co signs I know a thing or two

 And I kicked ass on the test about me and you

 

 Chorus

 

 You plus sign me equal sign us

 You plus sign me equal sign us

 

 (speaking)

 Girl, no subject comes close to you

 2gether sing it!

 

 I know my calculus

 Chorus