Regular Guy Lyrics

Regular Guy lyrics

I'm the kinda guy 
a girl takes home to mom
with pleated Khaki pants
cologne that's the bomb 
sure smell purdy, purdy 

Shake her dad's hand 
and look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
"I'm just a regular guy" 
I'll have her home by 9 sir 

And I'm a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy 
says "Ma'am on the double" 
I'm a regular guy 
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek 
Yah ha 

& sometimes 
I remember
what got me here
It was fightin & cussin
back off I'm in a boy band
And showing no fear 

ok alright time now 
ok
hehe hehe hehe BURP hehe.... 

I watch Jay Leno 
hes funny
7th heaven, too
And I ask myself sometimes
"what would Jesus do?" 
grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
I'm buds with my Mom
nd I hang out wiht my Dad 
Hes my buddy hahahehah
I play every thing safe 
so I'll never be sad 
boo hoo 

And I'm a regular guy 
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy 
says "Ma'am on the double" 
I'm a regular guy 
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek 
dont push me! 

Dammit
Sometimes I wanna 
smash things 
Get jacked up
And whacked up
And havta pee in a cup
Who's your problem 

haheha ehh hahah

And I'm a regular guy 
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy 
says "Ma'am on the double" 
I'm a regular guy 
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek