Do The Bart Lyrics

Do The Bart

[News Reporter]:
Well, it seems they`re in the news again.
The 2 Live Crew have started a dance craze
that has basically taken the nation by storm!
Here`s a report.
Verse 1:  [Fresh Kid Ice]
There`s a brand new dance and it`s comin` to your town
It`s done by the people who can really throw down
You don`t need to be a queen or a jack of spades
It`s done by the brothers with the hi-top fades
It doesn`t matter if you`re shy or wild
It`s done by all, man or child
Keep shakin` your head, like a goose
And work your body `till it gets loose
Ladies, bend your back and also your knees
Shake your titties and let me squeeze
Then make a face like you wanna fart
Keep workin` them arms while doin` the Bart!
Verse 2: [Brother Marquis]
Jitterbugs keep pumpin`!
Why you frontin`?
On the Bart, I`ll keep the house jumpin`
Everybody follow me, do that dance, the B-A-R-T
Just step to the right and left
Do the Bart `till you`re out of breath
[Fresh Kid Ice]
It`s brand new, the dance to do
The move for the 90`s and it`s comin` through
Girls, shake your titties and fall to your knees
Show that as* so I can squeeze
Then make the face like you wanna fart
Work them arms while doin` the Bart!
Verse 3:  [Brother Marquis]
It`s the Bart, y`all, the brand new dance
Fellas, grab your dick; girls, shake that ass
To do this dance you must wear Nike`s
Girl, you need bikinis, and no sexy nighties
To do this dance, you can`t act cute
Fellas, get upon that as* like you`re knockin` the boots
In!  Out!  Up and down!
When you`re doin` the Bart, you`re really gettin` down!
When you`re doin` the Bart, you`re gonna get wet
Right Guard can`t save you, `cause you`re bound to sweat
Fat girls, we ain`t forgot about you
The Bart`s the dance that you can even do
First you need a tight fade, a couple black medallions,
Some skiddo pants and then start dancin`
Unlike the Hammer, unlike the Humpty,
When you`re doin` the Bart, you`ve gotta get funky!
[Fresh Kid Ice]
It`s the dance of the 90s, motherf**kers act wild
Your Granny can do it, so you should try
It`s not just a dance; it`s a state of mind
The fellas need to hi-jump the girls` big behinds
Keep shakin` your head, like a goose
And work your body `till it get loose
[Brother Marquis]
Jump up and down, but don`t freak or hustle
When you`re doin` the Bart, you use every muscle
Don`t hurt yourself or exert yourself
You can do the Bart all by yourself
So why you sittin` there in your seat?
Just get on the floor and Bart to the beat!