Bill So Horny Lyrics

Bill So Horny

[ ] = sampled words

[What'll we get for ten dollars?]
[Every t'ing you
want.]
[Everything?]
[Every t'ing]

BILL: Monica?
MONICA: Yes,
Bill?
B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?
M:
I'd do anything, Bill.
B: Really?
M: Mm-hm.
B: Well, do you
swallow?
M: I sure do, Bill.
B: You do?
M: Mm-hm.
B: Well, what
would you do with this cigar?
M: Well why don't you let me show you,
Billy.

[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!]
[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to
me! Aaah!]
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me
love you long time!]

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Sittin' in my office
with my dick on hard
Fuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss
Picked
up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, "What's up, Monica baby?
Can you come and kiss it?"
She arrived at the White House, knocked on the
door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore
"I'm
a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than Vernon
Jordan's."

Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon,
let's go into the
Oval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil'
somethin' ... Come

on now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on
it, baby ...

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Gore always asks him why he sexes
so much
It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut
Since you're
married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad
Don't tell Hilary so she won't get
mad
'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And Newt
will be mad 'cause he didn't get the ass
He's a Prez in heat, a freak
without warning
He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so
horny!

Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh, Monica, I want you to come
over here
and break me off in the Oval Office, now ... di-did you bring
your
Presidential knee-pads? I'm ready to get my freak on, girl, I
don't
know about you ... I'm not a player no more, girl ... naw, I
just
crush a lot ...

Verse 3: Brother Marquis
You can say I'm a
pervert or a desperate motherfucker
I'll hook you up with Paula and let you
do each other
I'll play with your mind just like it's a game
I'll call my
homie Vernon so we can run a "train"
And fuck Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that
bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
I'm a freak in heat, a dog
without warning
Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my
woman

Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe
it's so
good, girl ... I'm gonna have to take you to the next
Democratic
Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this'll be
good
for some vogues ... I can't believe this ... ohhh God
...

Breakdown:
(Mixx cuts and scratches "Hey, what's the matter,
baby?")

Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica, that's ... oh, that
feels so goood!
Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ...
oh
yes! Oh ...

Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice
It's true you weren't
employed until you met Bill
He made you an intern, and you ratted
still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the Oval Office of
the White House
You said it yourself, you like it like he do
You put your
lips on his cigar, and kissed it too
He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't
warn 'em
He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

Outro
(repeated till end of track):
[Fuckie suckie]
[Me fuckie
suckie]

BILL (during chorus and outro): Monica, I can't believe you did
this
to me! I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to
me?
Now what's America gonna think? I mean, it could've just been
me,
you, and my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn't have to
go
tell everybody, now! Ken Starr's on my case and ... bringin' up
all
that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and ... Jennifer Flowers stuff!
My
wife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary -- Chelsea,
tell
your mom I'm talking to her! Hilary, talk to me, dammit! Cone
on,
say somethin'! I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me,
woman!
I can't believe this! ... My career's in shambles ... but I
still love
America!

[Me so horny]