In The Pub Lyrics

In The Pub lyrics

Go go go go go go go on cuz, it's my birthday

We're gonna party like it's my birthday

We're gonna do a yardie like it's my birthday

And you know s'all sweet it's not my birthday!



CHORUS

You'll find me in the pub, you won't find me in the club

I'm into drinking piss and I'm into rolling buds

I'm into sexy chicks - I ain't into you cuz

So come give me a hug if you've got some nice jugs!



VERSE 1

When I pull up out front you'll see the Ute outside

Take Old Mai Road so I can drink and drive

I came to see the game, I came to check out Jonah

I won't stop the flaggings til the games over

I knew the odds and beat them; 'canes Up, Blues down

I won a hundie bucksYo cuz it's my round!

When I make my move, try to pull a fly honey

I buy her a shandy with whats left of my money

Back in Palmy chicks are all like "Ooh Ooh 20 ya hot!"

But most of them are dogs I'm like "Nah, you're not"

But up in Aucks the flash dudes all reckon I'm crazy

Coz I gets too pissed then acts real shady

Feelin focused now - got the honey on my mind

She was talking to her mates so I grabbed her behind

I asked her if she wanted to go back to my Wharae

She turned around and stabbed me in the eye with her durry



CHORUS

You'll find me in the pub, you won't find me in the club

I'm into drinking piss and I'm into rolling buds

I'm into sexy chicks - I ain't into you cuz

So come give me a hug if you've got some nice jugs!

You'll find me in the pub, you won't find me in the club

I'm into sinking piss and I'm into rolling buds

I'm into sexy chicks - I ain't into you cuz

And I've got 5 bucks love if you let me see your jugs (idiotic laugh)



BRIDGE 1

What do you mean I'm not allowed in here?

Whats wrong with my shoes? I got these at the warehouse bro

Whats your problem?



BRIDGE 2

My student loan got me the dough

It gots me all my fancy things

My Ute, my chrome, my tubs, my sounds

20 Cent from the block and I ain't changed



VERSE 2

You should love it, way more then I hate it

I'm like "What up?" and they say my starter cap is outdated

Theres some dude by the bar - trying to eye me up right?

I'm like "Shiny pants homo-you looking for a fight?"

Turns out he's got some mates who'd give me a thumpin

Get me thrown out of the pub - but I'm still pumpin

Down the Servo for a pie "Oh shit they all burned!"

Dude says they half price

Oh sweet I ain't concerned!

Girl says "Big Boy, theres a good time at my place"

I'm thinking yup, then I see stubble on her face

I'm heading home to Palmy, sick of the big lights

Girls end up as guys and I end up in fights!



CHORUS

You'll find me in the pub, you won't find me in the club

I'm into drinking piss and I'm into rolling buds

I'm into sexy chicks - I ain't into you cuz

So come give me a hug if you've got some nice jugs!

You'll find me in the pub, you won't find me in the club

I'm into sinking piss and I'm into rolling buds

I'm into sexy chicks - I ain't into you cuz

And I've got 5 bucks love if you let me see your jugs (idiotic laugh)



Don't try'n act like you don't know where I've been bro

You aksed me for 20 cents for Street fighter yesterday

At the rugby club! I saw you! It was you! C'mere ya little bitch!

I'll smash ya! You know my cousin? Pfft, Everybodys my cousin

(laugh) Oh, 'cept for Winston Peters



He's a dick