If You Believe In Having Sex Lyrics

If You Believe In Having Sex lyrics

[ ] = the fellas
( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = Luke using
white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {Hell
yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {Hell, fuck
yeah!}
When I say S, you say E, when I say X, you say sex!
S! {E!} X!
{SEX!!} Let's go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this
muthafucker? (Hell yeah!)
Do the fellas run this muthafucker? [Hell
yeah!]
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (Hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the
fellas run this mutha? (Hell, fuck yeah!)
All hoes! [Suck dick!] All niggas!
(Eat pussy!)
All hoes! [Drink dick!] All niggas! (Eat pussy!)
Bulldaggers!
(Suck pussy!) All faggots! [Suck dick!]
Bulldaggers! (Suck pussy!) All
faggots! [Drink dick!]

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, I wanna know
ALL the fellas out there
who gon' get some pussy! Aaight? I want y'all to
repeat after me.

Say "I'm gon' get some pus-sy!" [I'm gon' get some
pus-sy!]
Say "I'm gon' get some pus-sy!" [I'm gon' get some
pus-sy!]

Now ladies, I want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got
somethin' to say to

these niggas out here, all right, ladies? Y'all
ready to do this, ladies?

Say "You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!" (You ain't
gettin' no pus-sy!)
"'Cause you ain't got no money!" ('Cause you ain't got
no mon-ey!)
Say "You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!" (You ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
"'Cause you ain't got no money!" ('Cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)

Oh shit! Oh shit!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas.
But hold on,

fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got
somethin' for y'all to say:

"Take, your crabby, ass home,
BIIITCH!"
[Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!]
Lemme hear ya say
"Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!"
[Take, your crabby, ass home,
BIIITCH!]
All the ladies say, "Eat, my pussy! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!"
(Eat,
my pussy! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, "Eat, this pussy! Eat,
eat, this pus-sy!"
(Eat, this pussy! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay,
okay, I-I-I can't forget about my white-boy friends at the depot;


<"Suck,
my cock and I'll eat yer pussee!!">
[Suck, my cock and I'll eat yer
pussee!!]

[Suck, my cock and I'll eat yer pussee!!]
Now I know why
everybody like having sex, more than they
like doin' anything else in the
whole world. Okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y'all like about havin'
sex.

Is it less fillin'? [No, it tastes great!]
Is it less fillin'?
[No, it tastes great!]

Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y'all
fine-ass ladies like about havin sex.
Aaight, ladies, y'all gon' tell me?
Y'all gon' tell me?
Okay, y'all tell me.

Does it taste great? (No,
it's less fillin'!)
Does it taste great? (No, it's less
fillin'!)

(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes
great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes
great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
*the beat stops here*
(Less
fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!)
[Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes
great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes
great!]

*the group gradually stops
and we hear them making comments
as they leave the studio*