Don`t Hang Up Lyrics

Don`t Hang Up

Hello there 
How have you been 
I`ve called a million times 
But to me you`re never in 
I know I never had the style 
or dash of Errol Flynn 
But I loved you 
I`m doing really well 
I`m as happy as a lark 
I got a new apartment 
It`s as safe as Central Park 
And if they ever mug me 
When I`m walking in the dark 
Will you know 
Don`t hang up 
Don`t hang up 
Rolled up in my camera 
With the big cheese up above 
I stumbled from my stag night 
To a never ending limousine 
The band went la di da di da 
And I got loady do di dodied 
Lousy violins began to play 
I went no no no 
And as the vol-au-vents exploded 
I was walking down the aisle the other way 
Don`t hang up 
Don`t hang up 
Don`t say, Oooh 
Nobody`s safe in our house 
Leave me alone 
But a but a please 
Leave me alone 
Just a mo, a minute 
I`m so alone 
We had 
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding 
Scum buzzing round your busy body 
Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining 
All mass-debating my woman 
We got a 
Bum Guatemala pensione 
Crumbling about our ears, Ole 
Even the trash man he say 
You got a dustbin romance 
It`s going down the drain 
You got a low impedence 
She`s got a rocky terrain 
Oo, you got a lot to learn 
Oo, you got a lot to learn 
You got a lot to learn about women 
A lot to learn about women women 
What`s to learn about women 
We`ve both got a lot to learn 
Surprise surprise 
There`s a hell of a well in your eyes 
Have we won the no Nobel Prize 
Has the colour run out of our dies 
Surprise surprise 
There`s a hell of a well in your eyes 
When the barman said "What`re you drinking?" 
I said marriage on the rocks 
I know I never had the style 
or dash of Errol Flynn 
But I loved you 
Don`t hang up 
Don`t hang up 
Don`t say ......